February 2012
juanocallaghan:
no ones even gonna be at my funeral its just gonna be a bunch of laptops on chairs of my blogging friends skyping in
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draconemenz:
pastaforian:
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frugalbattlemaster asked: youre just screwing with me now i would never tell someone that i would be alot more roundabout
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frugalbattlemaster asked: are you trying to give me nightmares
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cripplechoir:
im just trying to grab your attention
and by attention i mean your butt
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frugalbattlemaster asked: butbutbutbut its unfair cuz its like fuck it im going to sleep
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frugalbattlemaster asked: just stop being awesome and like share some with the rest of the females in the world im just rambling and mashing keys im incoherent
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textposter:
Inviting the police over to your house for dinner via 911 call
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frugalbattlemaster asked: ohmahgod mickey why are you so fucking like idek why are you like so unique
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skatoon-network:
khoipond:
Less Than Jake - I...
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frugalbattlemaster asked: im not staring im ogling theres a difference
beyoncebeytwice:
this is the ballad
of the salad
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frugalbattlemaster asked: wait what does that gif even mean
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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frugalbattlemaster asked: STOP JUDGING MICKEY I TOLD YOU I WAS BOTHERED WOW
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chasingemotion asked: i dont get ur tumblr name r u into interracial banging
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frugalbattlemaster asked: Mickey, i must confess when you told me your lips were split, i thought of both lips xoxo <3 LMFAO
“I got into radical politics when I was 15 years old, shortly after discovering...”
– Tom Gabel (on “I Was A Teenage Anarchist” and Anarchism)
thetimetier:
people who use “sweetheart” in arguments
“Sometimes people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make...”
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-John Green “The Fault in our Stars”
(via tyleroakley)
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
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confl8:
Omg were doing a science lab in class rn and all I can think aboout is koisuru bokkun OMGgggg in bliss
AND THEN SHE SPILLED WATER ALL OVER THE BALANCE WHEN OUR TEACHER WENT OVER HOW CRUCIAL IT WAS NOT TO DO THAT AND CHOMPED HER GUM RIGHT AFTER OUR TEACHER SAID NO GUM CHEWING
tina is a r3b3l
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